Fun With Poo

Me: “Oh, Ambrose has locked himself outside again!”
*goes to let Ambrose in*
Me: “Ewww, WTF, something smells absolutely revolting, what IS that??”
My dad: “You 😆 ”
Me: “I’m serious! Don’t you smell that?” *gag*
My dad: “Yes actually, something smells like shit I think.”
Me: ” 😮 OMG AMBROSE, WHY ARE YOU BROWN! YOU SHOULD NOT BE BROWN!!!!”
My dad: ” 😆 ”
Me: “HOW/WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND THE MOST REVOLTINGLY SMELLING SHIT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AND THEN COVER YOURSELF IN IT?”
*gives Ambrose a bath even though he would generally rather chew off his left leg than have a bath*
*gags several times while doing so*
*but also cackles wildly throughout at how much Ambrose hates baths, seeing as it’s his OWN STUPID FAULT he is getting one*

FIGURE 1: I accidentally didn't have the flash on for the first picture, but I edited it so you can see how it clearly demonstrates the posture/facial expression Ambrose exhibited for the entire duration of his bath. That of "I'm so sorry Bianca! I won't do it again! Please! I PROMISE I wont do it again! Just PLEASE stop wetting me! :tears:!!!"

FIGURE 2: As you can see here, after he realised what was going on with the camera he attempted to drop the wimp persona so as not to let his online fans down.